Joana Ceddia
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You're in trouble and we need to talk
You're in trouble and we need to talk
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THE JOANA CEDDIA BOX NOW AVAILABLE: hellojuniper.com/channel/UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg/p/3927975329853 JOANA SWEATER NOW AVAILABLE: hellojuniper.com/channel/UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg/p/1865852518461 Once upon a time-actually, it was last Monday- I was getting ready for school when these big, scary men knocked on our door and said "hey, we've arrived and we're here to rip out your window sills." So, they did just that. Our house is an absolute mess. Dust is everywhere, including in the wind. My room; I had to clump all my furniture in one corner for them to do their shenanigans. What the hell is this madness? No, I object. I like my poopy window sills thank you very much and no, you don't have to change them idiot. I will smash my Nokia brick against your cranium. Instagram: instagram.com/ewww_its_jo... Twitter: twitter.com/tweet_joana Cameo: www.cameo.com/ewww_its_joana If you want to translate the video: idvideos.net/u/timedtext_cs_p... Current sub count: 2,954,006 With love, Jemony Cnicket
It is the first day of university
It is the first day of university
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THE JOANA CEDDIA BOX NOW AVAILABLE: hellojuniper.com/channel/UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg/p/3927975329853 JOANA SWEATER NOW AVAILABLE: hellojuniper.com/channel/UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg/p/1865852518461 HERE’S HOW THINGS ARE GOING TO GO FROM HERE ON OUT 1. YOU WILL ADDRESS ME SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO SAY HI TO ME SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO BAKE ME A CAKE SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO RESPECT ME SIDEWAYS, GOT IT? 2. ONLY CUCUMBER FLAVOURED DEODORANT IS PERMISSIBLE FROM NOW ON. ANY OTHER SMELL IS PUTRID AND PUNISHABLE BY DEATH. ITS EITHER THAT OR MY NOSE BARKS AT YOU, GOT THAT? 3. 4. YELLOW IS DISGUSTING. 5. SERIOUSLY, NO HUMAN BEING SHOULD WEAR YELLOW. 6. DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR? On a real note though, I just wanted to say thanks for sticking with me for so long. It was around this time of last year that my channel started to gain traction and I am so thankful for this opportunity. As for posting videos goes, I am going to try to get my videos up every Tuesday at 5 PM, but I am not going to make any promises. Also, I am going to be pretty inactive on twitter and instagram from this point forward cause I want to focus on my studies as much as possible (but it’s not like I was that active on there to begin with lol). Instagram: instagram.com/ewww_its_jo... Twitter: twitter.com/tweet_joana Cameo: www.cameo.com/ewww_its_joana Hep Cats by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Source: incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1500022 Artist: incompetech.com/ If you want to translate the video: idvideos.net/u/timedtext_cs_p... Current sub count: 2, 908, 927 With love, Jenny Cravitz
I painted on a 12 hour flight
I painted on a 12 hour flight
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THE JOANA CEDDIA BOX NOW AVAILABLE: hellojuniper.com/channel/UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg/p/3927975329853 JOANA SWEATER NOW AVAILABLE: hellojuniper.com/channel/UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg/p/1865852518461 Are the Twitter Stans gone? Yes? Ok good. Hello my dudes. Here is a list of celebrities that look alike. It confuses the heck out of me every single time I see one or both of them. - Matt Damon and Leonardo Dicaprio. Probably my biggest goof of all time. No one can convince me that they are not the same person. I still don’t know who plays Jason Bourne. Are they related? Do they have the same parents? I can’t tell and never have been able to tell. - Actually, adding to the previous point, if you throw Mark Wahlburg into the mix, then it’s really over for me. - Don’t even get me started on Liam and Chris Hemsworth ( I guess I have a pass though because they are siblings after all). Which one was married to Miley Cyrus? I still can’t tell. Also, the fact that they have the most generic white people names doesn’t help me. - John Krasinski and Armie Hammer. Not much to say for this one except that Armie Hammer is REALLY hot. - Bradley Cooper, Matthew Mcchonaughey and Andrew Lincoln could all be triplets from another dimension. - Keira Knightley and Natalie Portman. How the heck did genetics make that? - Jennifer Lawrence, Bella Hadid and Gigi Hadid. They are all the same person and you cannot tell me otherwise. - Ok, just stick with me on this one: Lily Collins and Timothy Chalamet could be siblings. I’m probably the only person who has ever thought of this atrocity but that is not to say it does not plague me. And yes, I thought that was Timothy Chalamet in the Priscilla Presley gown at the Met Gala 2019. - U2 and INXS have been the same band for me since I can remember. Ok that’s it! I hope you have a nice day and enjoy the sunflowers! Tootles! P.S. I'm pretty sure that many of you know who Claire Wineland is. I came across her documentary earlier today and I wanted to recommend it to all of you. She is an incredibly inspirational figure and the video made me ugly cry for a good 10 minutes. Here is a link: idvideos.net/jfqtOTwUcKE-video.html Instagram: instagram.com/ewww_its_jo... Twitter: twitter.com/tweet_joana Cameo: www.cameo.com/ewww_its_joana If you want to translate the video: idvideos.net/u/timedtext_cs_p... Current sub count: 2, 873, 818 With love, Jerry Ceinfeld
I'M ON TOP OF THE WORLD!
I'M ON TOP OF THE WORLD!
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A day in my life in brazil
A day in my life in brazil
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I forced Brad Mondo to fix my hair
I forced Brad Mondo to fix my hair
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THE JOANA CEDDIA BOX NOW AVAILABLE: hellojuniper.com/channel/UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg/p/3927975329853 JOANA SWEATER NOW AVAILABLE: hellojuniper.com/channel/UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg/p/1865852518461 Hey dudes, its 11 PM when I am writing this so I'm just going to keep this short and sweet. I wanted to thank Brad, Eric and Joel for making this makeover possible and painting my face (and hair) to the gods. I will try to post next Tuesday and stay more diligent with my uploading schedule from here on out but I am not going to make many promises. Love you guys the most and I will see you in the next one. Brad's channel: idvideos.net/c/UCoc_XJPj6YLMQDWtPDQcDtA Brad's instagram: instagram.com/bradmondonyc/?hl=en Eric's instagram: instagram.com/ericmondo_/ Joel's instagram: instagram.com/makeupbyjoel/ Instagram: instagram.com/ewww_its_jo... Twitter: twitter.com/tweet_joana Cameo: www.cameo.com/ewww_its_joana If you want to translate the video: idvideos.net/u/timedtext_cs_p... Current sub count: 2,689,287 With love, Jemi Covato
I bleached my hair
I bleached my hair
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THE JOANA CEDDIA BOX NOW AVAILABLE: hellojuniper.com/channel/UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg/p/3927975329853 JOANA SWEATER NOW AVAILABLE: hellojuniper.com/channel/UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg/p/1865852518461 To bleach or not to bleach, that is the question. Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer The yellows and whites of outrageous blondness, Or to take a comb against a head of hair And by opposing end them. To bleach-to dye, No more; and by a bleach to say we end The brunette and the thousand follicles That hair is heir to: 'tis a consummation Devoutly to be styled. To dye, to bleach ; To bleach, perchance to tone-ay, there's the rub: For in that bleach of death what breakage may come, When we have washed off this conditioner, Must give us pause-there's the respect That makes calamity of so long hair. For who would bear the whips and burns of peroxide, Th'hairdresser's wrong, the proud man's contumely, The burns of applied bleach, the toner's delay, The insolence of box dye, and the spurns That patient merit of th'blondness takes, When he himself might his mane of hair make With a 30 volume developer? Instagram: instagram.com/ewww_its_jo... Twitter: twitter.com/tweet_joana Cameo: www.cameo.com/ewww_its_joana P.O Box: Now closed If you want to translate the video: idvideos.net/u/timedtext_cs_p... Current sub count: 2,496,660 With love, Janet Cackson
I caused a RIOT at vidcon ft. an eXciTinG AnNoUncEmeNt
I caused a RIOT at vidcon ft. an eXciTinG AnNoUncEmeNt
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THE JOANA CEDDIA BOX NOW AVAILABLE: hellojuniper.com/channel/UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg/p/3927975329853 JOANA SWEATER NOW AVAILABLE: hellojuniper.com/channel/UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg/p/1865852518461 I don’t understand why I didn’t know it wasn’t going to go to get the one thing you could do to do this for a second time of this day and I was really excited about it I was wondering if I had a good day and I have to do it a few days before I was even in a good time of my life to get the better of it was a bit more fun than I do and I am not a good friend and a woman and she had her hand 🖐 with a little time to start a day of work with that my mother was in the hospital with the three other people who were not going on their way to work now I have a few more minutes of the week and a lot more than I did not get the money to go for the first time of this time I had heard the same story and the story is so good I just finished the first one ☝️ is the last thing you want me now I have a few friends that have been in the past the two months ago. (If your wondering what the heck that was, I just pressed the autofill word bar randomly and that happened. Was I dying of laughter while I was writing it? Of course. I hope you died too. WAIT-) Instagram: instagram.com/ewww_its_jo... Twitter: twitter.com/tweet_joana Cameo: www.cameo.com/ewww_its_joana P.O Box: Now closed If you want to translate the video: idvideos.net/u/timedtext_cs_p... Current sub count: 2, 424, 607 With love, Jabby lee Ciller
Flying to Anaheim on 2 hours of sleep
Flying to Anaheim on 2 hours of sleep
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JOANA SWEATER NOW AVAILABLE: hellojuniper.com/channel/UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg/p/1865852518461 The one thing I learned from this trip to Anaheim was how much of a monopoly Jojo Siwa has on glitter clothing. If there was a small child anywhere in vidcon, she had her hair in a bow and was wearing the sparkliest jacket you could imagine (all from Jojo Siwa's line of loud clothing, of course). I mean, good for her, but isn't it terrifying that there are currently 44 million of her bows out in the wild at the moment? That's insane. She can literally create an army of 5 year olds in glitter uniform. What can I say; the end is near my dudes. I mean, I have nothing against the kid; she can keep doing what she's doing. What she has to stop doing though is pretending to be some sick hybrid of Elton John and Freddie Mercury during her live performances: - No. - Never. - Stop it. - It smells bad. I'm sorry Jojo, but you are not, have never, and never will be either of those singers. Thanks for coming to my TED talk. Beeswax email: ceddiajoana@gmail.com Instagram: instagram.com/ewww_its_jo... Twitter: twitter.com/tweet_joana Cameo: www.cameo.com/ewww_its_joana P.O Box: Now closed If you want to translate the video: idvideos.net/u/timedtext_cs_p... Current sub count: 2, 412, 300 With love, Jamila Cabello
How to Crash a Wedding
How to Crash a Wedding
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Hello my dudes what’s up how’s everybody doing? I have a couple things to say. 1. This is my 69th video so everybody give themselves 69 pats on the back. I wanted to thank you guys for getting me here. To my camera: you’re a real one. To imovie: this is all your fault. So claps all around guys! 2. I wanted to thank you guys for the generally positive reaction on my last video. It’s great that I can be honest and you guys will still listen. Also, to stan twitter: thanks for getting butthurt over my comments and proving my point. 3. I have to make a note about my PO box. I will be closing it in two weeks because I will be travelling a lot in August (more on that later) and then I’m off to University so I won’t be able to respond to those who send me stuff. So, if you want to send me something, now’s your chance! If you did send me something over the past few months, I just wrote 100 letters to 100 random people who provided a return address so check your mailbox! Instagram: instagram.com/ewww_its_joana/ Twitter: twitter.com/tweet_joana Cameo: www.cameo.com/ewww_its_joana P.O Box: Now closed If you want to translate the video: idvideos.net/u/timedtext_cs_panel?tab=2&c=UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg Current sub count: 2, 388, 208 With love, Jeorge Cichael
The same video one year later
The same video one year later
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Here are some other things I learned this year on youtube but forgot to mention in the video: 1. People will get offended if you so much as breath in their direction 2. Filming on a phone is the bane of my existence 3. The beauty community is the bane of my existence 4. iMovie is the bane of my existence (but I use it anyways) 5. No matter how good you think you are, your first videos are always bad...I'm bAD, I'M REALLY REALLY BAD- sorry, I just couldn't stop myself. Actually, a video of Billie Eilish covering that song popped into my recommended the other day and all I have to say is if you think the cover was better than the original: congratulations, you have one brain cell. Anyways lads, that's it. That's the whole video. I hope you enjoyed it and I'll see you next week. Instagram: instagram.com/ewww_its_jo... Twitter: twitter.com/tweet_joana Cameo: www.cameo.com/ewww_its_joana P.O Box: Now closed If you want to translate the video: idvideos.net/u/timedtext_cs_p... Current sub count: 2, 365, 969 With love, Jolly Carton
I graduated from high school
I graduated from high school
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A coping mechanism I have for when the going gets tough is to hope and pray that a zombie apocalypse is coming in the near future so that I don't have to deal with this BS anymore. I blame it on: 1. I have watched one too many seasons of the walking dead. 2. Every young adult fiction novel written nowadays is about the same cliché dystopian city in absolute ruins. No but seriously dudes, how dope would it be to run around a city and loot everything in sight? I mean, minus the zombies and questionable people, I THINK THAT SOUNDS PRETTY COOL. Actually, what the heck am I saying. I'm still scared of spiders. I hate the dark. I would probably survive for .7 seconds before a zombie bites my head off. Instagram: instagram.com/ewww_its_jo... Twitter: twitter.com/tweet_joana Cameo: www.cameo.com/ewww_its_joana P.O Box: now closed If you want to translate the video: idvideos.net/u/timedtext_cs_p... Current sub count: 2, 340, 280 With love, Janiel Ceemstar
The final week of high school
The final week of high school
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JOANA SWEATER NOW AVAILABLE: hellojuniper.com/channel/UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg/p/1865852518461 Hi, and welcome to episode 2 of John Cena ranting about Dance Moms. Todays topic: season 8. What do I think about it? All I have to say is that I miss the old team. I want Brooke, Paige, Chloe, Nia, Maddie and Mackenzie to hop in a time machine to relive the glory days and broadcast their sufferings to the world so that we can see it too. I mean lets be honest here, the new team is TOO talented; they’re all micro-professionals and it’s not that entertaining anymore. I like Brady though. He’s a cool dude. Him and his mother can stay. Savannah too. Did you see her in that Metamorphosis solo? When she did that attitude pirouette straight into the back undercut, I swear my brain was transported to another dimension. I sat there for a good ten minutes just rewatching it and asking myself: what physics did she invent to be able to pull that off? I also may or may not have attempted to do it only to get a big ugly bruise on my knee, but you’ll never know if that actually happened. Ok, I’m being too positive here. I didn’t like season 8 that much. Why? Gianina: She needs to leave. There’s the door. Walk out with your annoying mom and MAKE SURE the door hits you on the butt. She talks too much! WAY TOO MUCH!!! When I was her age, I didn’t know what talking was. I just sat there with my “too-big” glasses and did my homework. I was a silent sufferer. But Gianina - no, she is the loudest sufferer out there. And don’t even get me started on Stacey. What the heck happened to that woman. It’s almost like she quit her job as a psychologist to become a patient: THE WOMAN NEEDS THERAPY. Ok, that was a bit callous and uncalled for, wasn’t it? I hope they accept my insincerest of apologies. Instagram: instagram.com/ewww_its_jo... Twitter: twitter.com/tweet_joana Cameo: www.cameo.com/ewww_its_joana P.O Box: now closed If you want to translate the video: idvideos.net/u/timedtext_cs_p... Current sub count: 2, 308, 707 With love, Jaclyn Cosmetics
Paint with me ft  intense procrastination
Paint with me ft intense procrastination
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JOANA SWEATER NOW AVAILABLE: hellojuniper.com/channel/UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg/p/1865852518461 Can someone explain to me why everyone is suddenly overly hyped about basketball in Canada? What's happening? Who's playing who? I'm so confused. Every time I turn on the TV, there is some rhetoric about "playoffs" and "Warriors", and I am beyond lost! What do you mean, "Warriors"? That sounds extremely violent, and I don't like it. In fact, what is basketball? What is a ball? Is it round? Does it smell like rubber? is it an orange? Can I dice it? My head is a whirlwind of questions and I seem to have lost my bearings. I need a compass for the mess in my head. Note: I keep on forgetting to do this: The sweater I am wearing in this video was graciously sent to me by the company "Deep End". I just wanted to thank them for the gift because the sweaters are very nice (even my dad liked them). If you want one too, here is a link to the company: dpnd.co Instagram: instagram.com/ewww_its_jo... Twitter: twitter.com/tweet_joana Cameo: www.cameo.com/ewww_its_joana P.O Box: now closed If you want to translate the video: idvideos.net/u/timedtext_cs_p... Current sub count: 2, 288, 894 With love, Janderson Cooper
A day in the life: high school edition
A day in the life: high school edition
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JOANA SWEATER NOW AVAILABLE: hellojuniper.com/channel/UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg/p/1865852518461 It seems that a massive race of "John Cenators" have tragically died after their curiosity got the best of them. A suspect by the name of "Joana Ceddia" is wanted but she is unable to be found by authorities. A team led by Dog "The Bounty Hunter" Chapman is on the lookout for the suspect. Ceddia was last seen wearing Emma Chamberlain's clothing line, carrying a backpack with a bicycle inside and holding a thicc avocado tortilla. She is notorious for torturing her victims with wax strips. Ceddia is considered armed and dangerous with a wide selection of nerf guns. Please leave a tip if you have any information on the suspect. Instagram: instagram.com/ewww_its_jo... Twitter: twitter.com/tweet_joana Cameo: www.cameo.com/ewww_its_joana P.O Box: Now closed Batty McFaddin - Silent Film Light by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Source: incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1200003 Artist: incompetech.com/ If you want to translate the video: idvideos.net/u/timedtext_cs_p... Current sub count: 2, 251, 092 With love, Jillary Clinton
I DIY'd Prince's Blue Cloud Suit
I DIY'd Prince's Blue Cloud Suit
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JOANA SWEATER NOW AVAILABLE: hellojuniper.com/channel/UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg/p/1865852518461 What if it was Christmas all year round? Like, we just constantly had decorations up? That tree in Times Square can stay up forever and no one would complain. The radio stations would play Christmas remixes of all the pop songs. I feel like that would solve all our world issues. We don’t even have to give out presents because, lets be honest, we are very cheap and that would get quite expensive. Oh, what’s that? You want it to be halloween all year round? Why don’t you go jump in a hole and set it on fire. I can’t even look at you. Halloween is hands down the WORST time of the year. Low-key, I’m pretty sure the government uses halloween to distract us (the sheep) from Christmas. Why? Because it’s expensive, and everyone loves it so much that we wouldn’t mind making it a yeAR ROUND THING-OH MY GOD I HAVE JUST UNCOVERED A MASSIVE SCHEME WHAT IS THIS WHY AREN’T MORE PEOPLE TALKING ABOUT THIS I NEED AN AVOCADO TORTILL- Instagram: instagram.com/ewww_its_jo... Twitter: twitter.com/tweet_joana Cameo: www.cameo.com/ewww_its_joana P.O Box: Now closed If you want to translate the video: idvideos.net/u/timedtext_cs_p... Current sub count: 2, 244, 954 With love, Joprah Cinfrey
MY FAVORITE SONGS AND ARTISTS OF ALL TIME
MY FAVORITE SONGS AND ARTISTS OF ALL TIME
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JOANA SWEATER NOW AVAILABLE: hellojuniper.com/channel/UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg/p/1865852518461 SPOTIFY PLAYLIST: open.spotify.com/user/jojo_ce/playlist/5Ch6CUvVR96iJcuaVpuYqp?si=9_yAjCNERimpanQ1T5CC7w Songs by artist: BONNIE TYLER 1. Holding out for a hero 2. Total eclipse of the heart 3. Making love out of nothing THE BEE GEES 1. Stayin’ Alive 2. You should be dancing 3. More than a woman 4. Tragedy 5. Wind of Change BRITNEY SPEARS 1. …baby one more time 2. Oops I did it again 3. Toxic 4. You drive me crazy DAVID BOWIE 1. Starman 2. Space oddity 3. Let’s dance 4. Ashes to ashes 5. Lazarus 6. Fashion 7. Warszawa 8. Teenage wildlife DAVID BYRNE 1. Who 2. Gasoline and dirty sheets 3. I don’t remember 4. Everybody’s coming to my house ELTON JOHN 1. Tiny dancer 2. Goodbye yellow brick road 3. Don’t go breaking my heart 4. Bennie and the jets 5. Funeral for a friend 6. Something about the way you look tonight 7. I’m still standing FLEETWOOD MAC 1. Dreams 2. Rhiannnon 3. The chain 4. Gypsy 5. Go your own way 6. Seven wonders 7. You make loving fun 8. Gold dust woman 9. Tusk 10. Big love 11. Sisters of the moon GEORGE MICHAEL 1. Freedom! 2. Faith 3. Careless whisper 4. Amazing 5. Star people GWEN STEFANI 1. Hollaback girl 2. Make me like you 3. What you waiting for? 4. where would I be? MADONNA 1. Hung up 2. Into the groove 3. Dress you up 4. Burning up 5. Sorry 6. Papa don’t preach MICHAEL JACKSON 1. Billie Jean 2. Smooth Criminal 3. Beat it 4. Thriller 5. Don’t stop ’til you get enough 6. Leave me alone 7. Bad 8. Wanna be starting something PAULA ABDUL 1. Straight up 2. Cold Hearted 3. The way that you love me 4. Knocked out PRINCE 1. Purple Rain 2. Kiss 3. Raspberry Beret 4. Little Red Corvette 5. Black sweat 6. Controversy 7. Alphabet St. QUEEN 1. Bohemian Rhapsody 2. Another one bites the dust 3. Don’t stop me now 4. We will rock you 5. Seven seas of Rhye STEVIE NICKS 1. Edge of seventeen 2. Bella Donna 3. How still my love 4. Kind of woman 5. Blue Denim 6. Planets of the Universe 7. If you were my love THE TALKING HEADS 1. Psycho Killer 2. This must be the place 3. Burning down the house 4. Road to nowhere 5. Born under punches 6. Take me to the river 7. Moon rocks 8. Girlfriend is better 9. Mr Jones TAME IMPALA 1. Borderline 2. The less I know the better 3. Let it Happen 4. Elephant 5. Disciples EARTH WIND AND FIRE 1. September 2. Boogie Wonderland 3. Let’s Groove PORTUGAL THE MAN The entire Woodstock album. Emphasis on “entire”. “One hit wonders” 1. I was made for loving you by KISS 2. Eye of the tiger by survivor 3. Jolene by Dolly Parton 4. Hotel California by The Eagles 5. I will survive by Gloria Gaynor 6. American Woman by Lenny Kravitz 7. Somebody’s Watching me by Rockwell Instagram: instagram.com/ewww_its_jo... Twitter: twitter.com/tweet_joana Cameo: www.cameo.com/ewww_its_joana P.O Box: Now closed If you want to translate the video: idvideos.net/u/timedtext_cs_p... Current sub count: 2, 234, 458 With love, Jaylor Cwift
Oops I'm in New York
Oops I'm in New York
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JOANA SWEATER NOW AVAILABLE: hellojuniper.com/channel/UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg/p/1865852518461 Why I am 2 breaths away from shaving my head: an essay Intro: I am going to shave my head because I hate my hair, my hair sucks, and I am exasperated with my hair Point 1: I hate my hair Point 2: My hair sucks Point 3: I am exasperated with my hair Conclusion: Therefore I want a bald head Thank you for coming to my TED talk Instagram: instagram.com/ewww_its_jo... Twitter: twitter.com/tweet_joana Cameo: www.cameo.com/ewww_its_joana P.O Box: Now closed If you want to translate the video: idvideos.net/u/timedtext_cs_p... Current sub count: 2, 207, 533 With love, Jashton Cutcher
I went to prom
I went to prom
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JOANA SWEATER NOW AVAILABLE: hellojuniper.com/channel/UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg/p/1865852518461 First off: my apologies for such a “basic” video. Actually, I’m not sorry. Just you wait: I’m going to run off and morph into a dote girl and you can’t say anything about it. Secondly: cAN WE TALK ABOUT DANCE MOMS FOR A SECOND. I have never met a more addictive show in my life. It truly is something from another dimension. And mind you, I didn’t grow up watching the show; nay - I became fluent in Abby Lee Miller’s shenanigans all through the clips on youtube. I will never get over how Kelly freaking clawed Abby after she brought in Kalani. What on earth was that. I have too many questions. Oh, what’s that? Did someone say Cathy and the rotten apples? She looks like a whole broomstick. I have never seen a 75 year old toddler, but I imagine Cathy is the embodiment of that figure. The moral of the story is: get your arms up after your aerials and make sure you sew in that headpiece. Instagram: instagram.com/ewww_its_jo... Twitter: twitter.com/tweet_joana Cameo: www.cameo.com/ewww_its_joana P.O Box: Now closed If you want to translate the video: idvideos.net/u/timedtext_cs_p... Current sub count: 2, 170, 033 With love, Jalbert Ceinstein
Study with me ft. Senioritis
Study with me ft. Senioritis
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JOANA SWEATER NOW AVAILABLE: hellojuniper.com/channel/UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg/p/1865852518461 (Friendly reminder that this is just a pre-order, so shipping will begin mid-May) hI, My name is burt. I like to eat pies. Do you have pies? Pies are really good. You want to know why? Because pies are cIRcuLAR. Yes, the shape does influence the taste, you imbecile- my apologies, I did not mean to get my panties in a knot. Back to pies. Apple pie is my favourite, but it doesn’t taste so good. I like them because they are red on the inside. My favourite pie flavour-wise would have to be apricot pie. The best way I could describe the taste would be wet towel in sugar water. I can really taste the citric acid. Citric acid is good for the mind, body, soul and foot. But don’t take it from me, take it from your daughter. I heard she had an *affair* with your boss. Why was that relevant? Oh because she told me to back off. No, I am not trying to have an affair with your boss- ExcUSE yOU, How do you even muster the audacity to make such bogus claims? You’re a whole butt cheek on a stick, did you know that? Eat a duck, you insolent cow. Instagram: instagram.com/ewww_its_jo... Twitter: twitter.com/tweet_joana Cameo: www.cameo.com/ewww_its_joana P.O Box: Now closed If you want to translate the video: idvideos.net/u/timedtext_cs_p... Current sub count: 2, 151, 751 With love, Jillie Ceilish
I DIY'd Joana Ceddia's new merch
I DIY'd Joana Ceddia's new merch
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JOANA SWEATER NOW AVAILABLE: hellojuniper.com/channel/UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg/p/1865852518461 (Friendly reminder that this is just a pre-order, so shipping will begin mid-May) This is the instagram of the girl who drew up the design. Her name is Noor Tariq and I cannot thank her enough for letting me use the design: instagram.com/pablo_picceddia/ Anyways, with that out the way, I have a story to tell all of you. There was a comment on my last video that said, and I quote: “This girl has a felony and went to prison for involuntary man slaughter after drinking and driving and rear ending a mini van killing a mother look it up if you don’t believe me” Now let’s dive into this comment. There are just so many layers here to unpack and frankly, I have no idea where to begin. 1. Do I have a felony AND a charge for involuntary manslaughter? Because if so, I want to know what this felony was. Did I illegally download Taylor Swift songs? Or did I jay walk while dressed as a chicken because, after all, I just wanted to get to the other side? 2. Last time I checked, I don’t have the faintest idea about how to drive. I haven’t even started studying for the test. How do you turn on a car? 🚘. I put that emoji there because it was cute. It was cute, wasn’t it? You’re welcome. 3. For some reason, when I read this comment, all I can think about is that scene in Riverdale where Archie is driving like an absolute madlad through the streets of Riverdale because his father has just been shot. That’s the one scene I remember from Riverdale. I stopped watching after the second episode of season 2. I was developing terminal stupidity from watching that trash. I mean, there is obviously the possibility that I did in fact get behind the wheel of a car, wreak havoc, and have no recollection whatsoever of the event. Maybe I have undiagnosed memory loss of every term. Maybe I am a felon. Maybe I AM A SMOOTH CRIMINAL. Hee hee. Instagram: instagram.com/ewww_its_jo... Twitter: twitter.com/tweet_joana Cameo: www.cameo.com/ewww_its_joana P.O Box: Now closed If you want to translate the video: idvideos.net/u/timedtext_cs_p... Current sub count: 2, 126, 423 With love, Jim Cardashian
I painted for 24 hours straight
I painted for 24 hours straight
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JOANA SWEATER NOW AVAILABLE: hellojuniper.com/channel/UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg/p/1865852518461 Hello there. This is your captain speaking. Before we land, I need to tell you all about why this video was obnoxiously late this week. I finished filming Sunday morning, and then I said: “Great! Everything will be perfect and I will have the entirety of Sunday to edit, study for Calculus and finish my Chemistry homework.” That’s funny. Because that’s exactly what didn’t happen. Well, for starters, I neither studied for Calculus nor finished Chemistry. The reason? Because my laptop was being a turtle and taking forever to import all the footage, which then lead it to be extremely slow during the editing process. All of this came to a climax Monday at 2 AM when my computer: 1. Screamed 2. Shut off 3. Told me its storage was full Now mind you, I edit on a MacBook Air that has only 250 GB of storage, so I kind of had it coming. However, I was determined to make it work. I purged my computer; I did some spring cleaning and deleted all the useless garbage on it except for the video footage. It still wasn’t enough space. So what did I do now? I C R I E D And then I went to the apple store the next morning with m parents and bought a computer with a phat amount of storage. Anyways, that’s all and I hope you enjoyed the video. Actually, you are obligated to have enjoyed it because it was a pain in the butt to edit. Instagram: instagram.com/ewww_its_joana/ Twitter: twitter.com/tweet_joana Cameo: www.cameo.com/ewww_its_joana If you want to translate the video: idvideos.net/u/timedtext_cs_panel?tab=2&c=UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg Current sub count: 2, 096, 782 With love, Jariana Crande
Let's talk about school
Let's talk about school
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JOANA SWEATER NOW AVAILABLE: hellojuniper.com/channel/UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg/p/1865852518461 Hey guys, Sorry that this video is not exactly what I normally post. This topic has been weighing on my mind for the longest time now and I just really wanted to make a video about it and express my opinion on school, dropping out, etc. Thanks for bearing with me this week. Instagram: instagram.com/ewww_its_joana/ Twitter: twitter.com/tweet_joana Cameo: www.cameo.com/ewww_its_joana If you want to translate the video: idvideos.net/u/timedtext_cs_panel?tab=2&c=UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg Current sub count: 2, 082, 660 With love, John Cravolta
WeLcOMe tO mY wORkoUT rOutiNE
WeLcOMe tO mY wORkoUT rOutiNE
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JOANA SWEATER NOW AVAILABLE: hellojuniper.com/channel/UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg/p/1865852518461 Oh my god I haTE Joana Ceddia. tHAT child is so annoying and probably has the IQ OF A hamsTER. wHO Raised that thing? It smells. Bad. John Ceddia should be cAStrated. No! She should be CHEMICALLY castrated. We can’t be letting Joella pass on those faulty genes into the pool. She will start a genetic disorder. 20 years down the line, doctors will call it the “José disease”. What a disgrace. I mean, come on sheeple!! Are you really that stUPID? Are your brains the size of a peanut? An orangutan could comprehend this. Your just morally, emotionally, physically, spiritually, atmospherically and satanically incompetent and ignorant. Bow down before me, morons. Instagram: instagram.com/ewww_its_joana/ Twitter: twitter.com/tweet_joana Cameo: www.cameo.com/ewww_its_joana If you want to translate the video: idvideos.net/u/timedtext_cs_panel?tab=2&c=UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg Current sub count: 2, 066, 530 With love, Justin Crudeau
2 MILLION COOKIES FOR MY 2 MILLION SUBSCRIBBLERS
2 MILLION COOKIES FOR MY 2 MILLION SUBSCRIBBLERS
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JOANA SWEATER NOW AVAILABLE: hellojuniper.com/channel/UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg/p/1865852518461 Oh, I’m sorry. You said you wanted lobster guts- wait, its you! No, you are NOT allowed in my store again. Not after what you did last time. Why? Because I don’t want to. You have been stopped. Leave. Sir…sir, why do you have your flashlight out? Is that a tac light? I heard it’s made from air-craft Grade aluminum and can withstand extremes of temperatures, from freezing to boiling. It’s water-proof and shock resistant. Hi, I’m Nick Bolton, and you’re watching the Disney channel. Instagram: instagram.com/ewww_its_joana/ Twitter: twitter.com/tweet_joana Cameo: www.cameo.com/ewww_its_joana If you want to translate the video: idvideos.net/u/timedtext_cs_panel?tab=2&c=UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg Current sub count: 2, 029, 162 With love, Jichael Cackson
Here's what I did over the weekend
Here's what I did over the weekend
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JOANA SWEATER NOW AVAILABLE: hellojuniper.com/channel/UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg/p/1865852518461 My name is Bella Thorne and this is the story of the time I found out I had dyslexia. I remember when I started first grade. Right away, it was awful because I couldn't read as well as the other kids. My brain mixed up letters like "b" and "d" and "m" and "w". Dyslexia is different for EVERYONE who has it. For me, it just made it harder to read or write, so I started working REALLY hard on how to read better. My family helped me by making me read everything, from menus to cereal boxes to road signs. Today, I read a year above my grade level, and I learned to face my problems, not run away from them. Dyslexia makes things hard for me, not impossible. Instagram: instagram.com/ewww_its_joana/ Twitter: twitter.com/tweet_joana Cameo: www.cameo.com/ewww_its_joana If you want to translate the video: idvideos.net/u/timedtext_cs_panel?tab=2&c=UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg Current sub count: 1, 998, 602 With love, Jonald Crump
Come with me to a swim meet
Come with me to a swim meet
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JOANA SWEATER NOW AVAILABLE: hellojuniper.com/channel/UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg/p/1865852518461 Imagine you are in your kitchen. You want to get a glass of water, so you grab a cup, and open your freezer. You take out your ice tray, and dump a few pieces of ice intro your cup, but a singular piece of ice falls over the side of your cup and plugs to the floor. Since there was no one else in the kitchen, you kick the piece of ice under the freezer and get on with your life. But what happened to that piece of ice? You may think it melted and evaporated, but it indeed did not. That ice cube started a cult sub-freezer. Once it was able to create a portal to another dimension, it found more of its kind and is currently planning an attack. But don’t tell them I told you. Instagram: instagram.com/ewww_its_joana/ Twitter: twitter.com/tweet_joana Cameo: www.cameo.com/ewww_its_joana If you want to translate the video: idvideos.net/u/timedtext_cs_panel?tab=2&c=UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg Current sub count: 1, 947, 158 With love, Jeorge Clooney
Meanwhile, in Canada
Meanwhile, in Canada
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Hello my dudes, I would just like to apologize for how god awful this video is. I didn’t really have much time this weekend because the chemistry and calculus gods came together and decided to bestow upon me two tests this week, so I didn’t have much time to put this together. Regardless, I hope this video buttered your nuggets (to some degree) and I hope you forgive me for this terrible schedule. Instagram: instagram.com/ewww_its_joana/ Twitter: twitter.com/tweet_joana Cameo: www.cameo.com/ewww_its_joana If you want to translate the video: idvideos.net/u/timedtext_cs_panel?tab=2&c=UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg Current sub count: 1, 939, 158 With love, Jelly Clarkson
I painted A Starry Starry Night
I painted A Starry Starry Night
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JOANA SWEATER NOW AVAILABLE: hellojuniper.com/channel/UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg/p/1865852518461 I once almost choked to death while eating food. I did my own research and discovered that I am not alone. Thousands of people choke every year while eating, and hundreds of those people die. That's why I don't feed my kids. It's dangerous. Now, plenty of people will point out that food supposedly "prevents starvation," and that might be true, but it is not fair to completely ignore all the dangers food poses, like choking, allergies, gingivitis and garlic breath. I'm just saying, do your research and decide what you think is best for your kids. If you choose to give your kids potentially deadly food, that's your problem, but as a parent, I feel as if the government has no right to force me to feed my kids. Instagram: instagram.com/ewww_its_joana/ Twitter: twitter.com/tweet_joana Cameo: www.cameo.com/ewww_its_joana If you want to translate the video: idvideos.net/u/timedtext_cs_panel?tab=2&c=UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg Current sub count: 1, 926, 753 With love, Jarly Rae Cepsen
Someone sent me their underwear - Adventures in fanmail
Someone sent me their underwear - Adventures in fanmail
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JOANA SWEATER NOW AVAILABLE: hellojuniper.com/channel/UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg/p/1865852518461 I'm sorry I didn't want your stinky eggs. You could have left a letter telling me it was a gift. Because of your whimsical ways, the devil called and wants your eggs back. But I will confess, my yelp review is not going to be very pleasant should I not get my pacifier. I WANT MY PACIFIER, AND I WANT IT NOW!!! I swear, if I don't get my pacifier, my hummus and I will never order from your silly business ever again! nstagram: instagram.com/ewww_its_joana/ Twitter: twitter.com/tweet_joana Cameo: www.cameo.com/ewww_its_joana If you want to translate the video: idvideos.net/u/timedtext_cs_panel?tab=2&c=UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg Current sub count: 1, 908, 088 With love, Jel Chapo
24 Hour Transformation: Shrek Edition
24 Hour Transformation: Shrek Edition
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JOANA SWEATER NOW AVAILABLE: hellojuniper.com/channel/UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg/p/1865852518461 You buffoon. You absolutely incompetent human being. The eggs were a complementary gift, but you have dishonored them. You don’t deserve the eggs. You cant even comprehend the power they hold within. As for your silly pacifier, its on its way from the deepest pits of the underworld as we speak. I will only have the best for my customers and your IMPATIENCE has shattered my standards. When the shipment arrives, i will DESTROY your silly pacifier. Do you understand the extent of this situation? That pacifier was hand crafted by the devil himself, and your insolence has forced me to destroy it. Get out of my store this very instant. I hope you choke and die on your spoonful of hummus. Instagram: instagram.com/ewww_its_joana/ Twitter: twitter.com/tweet_joana Cameo: www.cameo.com/ewww_its_joana If you want to translate the video: idvideos.net/u/timedtext_cs_panel?tab=2&c=UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg Current sub count: 1, 895, 606 With love, J.C Penney
Dear Mom, give me a dog
Dear Mom, give me a dog
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JOANA SWEATER NOW AVAILABLE: hellojuniper.com/channel/UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg/p/1865852518461 Hi, Phil Swift here with Flex Tape! The super strong waterproof tape that can instantly patch, bond, seal and repair! Flex tape is no ordinary tape; its triple thicc adhesive virtually wields itself to the surface, instantly stopping the toughest leaks. Leaky pipes can cause major damage, but Flex Tape grips on tight and bonds instantly! Plus, Flex Tape's powerful adhesive is so strong, it even works underwater! Now you can fix leaks in pools and spas without having to drain them! Flex Tape is super strong, and once its on, It'S On tiGHt! And for emergency auto repair, Flex Tape keeps its grip, even in the toughest conditions! big storms can cause big damage, but Flex Tape keeps its grip, even in the toughest conditions! Big storms can cause big damage, but Flex Tape comes super wide, so you can easily patch large holes. To show the power of Flex Tape, I SAWED THIS BOAT IN HALF AND REPAIRED IT WITH ONLY FLEX TAPE!!! Not only does Flex Tape's powerful adhesive hold the boat together, but it creates a super strong water tight seal, so the inside is completely dry! *yee doggy!* Just cut, peel, stick and seal! Imagine everything you can do with the power of Flex Tape. To vote for the Shorty awards: Go to this link and then, under "influencers", select youtube comedian. I should be there! shortyawards.com/#vote Instagram: instagram.com/ewww_its_joana/ Twitter: twitter.com/tweet_joana Cameo: www.cameo.com/ewww_its_joana If you want to translate the video: idvideos.net/u/timedtext_cs_panel?tab=2&c=UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg Current sub count: 1, 876, 898 With love, Jalvin Carris
It is exam season.
It is exam season.
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JOANA SWEATER NOW AVAILABLE: hellojuniper.com/channel/UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg/p/1865852518461 Hey you! Ma'am! Ma'am I have to ask you: Where can I meet with the manager of this enclosure? Where is that son of a gun? I ordered a pacifier from him the other day and for some reason, I got a carton of eggs in the mail. What service is this? What business do you thing you guys are running? I paid my good, hard earned money for that stupid thing and this is how you repay me? I don't even have a child. I bought that pacifier to clog a hole in the wall of my washroom. It's located right in front of the toilet and for some reason, water just randomly jets out of it. I swear, I will be having explosive diarrhea when a vat of polar cold water will just shoot me in the face. I got whip lash the last time that happened, AND IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT. YOU IDIOTS THINK YOU CAN COME AND PLAY IN MY TOWN, HUH? YOU THINK A CARTON OF EGGS WILL SUFFICE MY NEEDS? WELL YOU WERE WRONG. YOU COULDN'T BE MORE INCOMPETENT. Go, explain yourself. I have a plate of warm hummus just waiting for me when I get home. I don't even dip that shizzle. I eat spoonfuls of it. I vacuum it up. The process is so quick that one second, I will be looking at that big, shmexy plate and then the next, IT WILL BE IN MY GASTROINTESTINAL TRACT, YOU NUT. I WANT MY PACIFIEEEEERRRRRRRRR!!!!1!!!!!111!!!!!! Instagram: instagram.com/ewww_its_joana/ Twitter: twitter.com/tweet_joana Cameo: www.cameo.com/ewww_its_joana If you want to translate the video: idvideos.net/u/timedtext_cs_panel?tab=2&c=UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg Current sub count: 1, 828, 210 With love, Jindy Crawford
The History of John Cena
The History of John Cena
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JOANA SWEATER NOW AVAILABLE: hellojuniper.com/channel/UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg/p/1865852518461 HI Lightning McQueen, star of the 2006 blockbuster film “Cars”, is a statutory r*pist. In the film, Lightning meets and falls in love with a car named Sally Carrera, a Porsche 911. This makes Sally only 4 years old during the film (which takes place in 2006). Lightning, on the other hand, is a stock car and while his age isn’t expressly given, we know that an average stock car can race for 20 to 30 years. Because Lightning is the best, we can assume that he is 30 years old at the end of “Cars 3”, which takes place in 2017, 11 years after “Cars”. This would make Lightning 19 years old when he met Sally. As the majority of the films take place in the United States, which has the age of consent set at 17 years old, every time Lightning sticks his engine shaft in Sally’s exhaust pipe, he is committing statutory r*pe. Thanks for coming to my TED talk. Instagram: instagram.com/ewww_its_joana/ Twitter: twitter.com/tweet_joana Cameo: www.cameo.com/ewww_its_joana If you want to translate the video: idvideos.net/u/timedtext_cs_panel?tab=2&c=UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg Current sub count: 1, 808, 609 With love, Jarly Rae Cepsen
Following a Rob Boss painting tutorial: BIRDBOX EDITION
Following a Rob Boss painting tutorial: BIRDBOX EDITION
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JOANA SWEATER NOW AVAILABLE: hellojuniper.com/channel/UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg/p/1865852518461 Bruno Mars had a grenade, and Tiao Cruz had dynamite, so they both threw it at Katy Perry who exploded like a firework. The bang was so loud that the Black Eyed Peas forgot the time, while Rihanna got memory loss, prompting her to fervently ask: “What’s my name?”. On the other hand, Willow Smith began to whip her hair, which started a Far East movement. They then crashed their G6 into a club and stopped party rocking. Luckily for Nelly, it was all just a dream. Instagram: instagram.com/ewww_its_joana/ Twitter: twitter.com/tweet_joana Cameo: www.cameo.com/ewww_its_joana If you want to translate the video: idvideos.net/u/timedtext_cs_panel?tab=2&c=UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg Current sub count: 1, 783, 271 With love, Jessica Chastain
A HOT AND SPICY Q&A
A HOT AND SPICY Q&A
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JOANA SWEATER NOW AVAILABLE: hellojuniper.com/channel/UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg/p/1865852518461 More than 100 stealth egg attacks baffle one Euclid homeowner and police (photos and video) EUCLID, Ohio -- An 85-year-old Euclid man’s home has become the target of mysterious egging attacks that began in March 2014 and haven’t stopped. The continuous onslaught of eggs have baffled police, neighbours and local government officials who have tried and failed to identify the source of the attacks that have ruined the man’s home and kept his family on edge. “The accuracy is phenomenal” Albert Clemens Sr. said. “Almost every time it’s nice weather, they launch five or six eggs, and they almost invariably hit the front door.” Clemens’ green two-storey house sits on the corner of Wilmore Avenue and East 210th street. He and his wife bought the home as newlyweds about 60 years ago. Though his wife has since passed away, Clemens still lives there with his 49 year old daughter and 51 year old son. The house has been pelted with eggs several times a week -- sometimes more than once a day -- for the past 5 years. The attacks always happen after dark and last around 10 minutes each. The family has been awoken as early as 2 AM by what sounds like the crack of a gunshot against the aluminum siding of the front door. Clemens and the police believe the eggs are being launched from a block or two away. The siding on the front of Clemens’ home is destroyed and splattered with dried egg residue that stripped off the paint. Other than a few rogue eggs that hit nearby homes, no other neighbours have been targeted. “Somebody is deeply, deeply angry at somebody in that household for some reason” Euclid lt. Mitch Houser said. Winter offered a short respite for the family, as the egging became less frequent during the cold weather. But both Clemens and police anticipate the attacks to pick back up as the snow and ice thaw. This is an unsolved mystery Euclid police have not taken the investigation lightly. They have spent a year doing undercover stakeouts, canvassing the neighbourhood and even sending eggshells for testing. The department’s entire community policing unit was dedicated to tracking down the Eggers at one point. Instagram: instagram.com/ewww_its_joana/ Twitter: twitter.com/tweet_joana Cameo: www.cameo.com/ewww_its_joana If you want to translate the video: idvideos.net/u/timedtext_cs_panel?tab=2&c=UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg Current sub count: 1,752, 613 With love, Jenedict Cumberbatch
I painted the Mona Lisa
I painted the Mona Lisa
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JOANA SWEATER NOW AVAILABLE: hellojuniper.com/channel/UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg/p/1865852518461 Happy 2019 guys! Can I just say the number “2019” sounds strange. For some reason, all I can think about when I hear the number 2019 is the bitter taste of cardboard. Or the smells of a spiky porcupine. You choose. In other news, my 2019 is off to a S T U P E N D O U S start. The gun has started and I am off sprinting; space is contracting and time is dilating as I travel closer and closer to the speed of light. Guess what I was doing in the wee hours of 2019? I was editing this video. And guess what happened? My laptop crashed and refused to turn on for a solid 50 minutes - this was all at 1:30 in the morning, mind you. So, I did what any sensible human being would have done: I bawled my eyes out to Gotye’s “Somebody that I used to know” (that song is still a bop - NAY! A KNEE SLAPPER, and you can fight me on that one). Wow, it’s only been 8 hours since 2019 began and I have already cried out my tear ducts. Flipping the page once more, I would like to give you my New Years resolutions. You know those things people swear they will accomplish at the beginning of every year but end up forgetting about by February? WELL YEET! I WANTED TO MAKE MY OWN THIS YEAR! SO HERE THEY ARE: 1. Fix my pooping schedule. I have had digestive problems since I was 10 years old, and I still suffer from those issues. And the thing is, I get the urge to go at completely inconvenient times. For instance, in the middle of a cross country race, I will be happily running when my intestines suddenly shriek at the top of their lungs “WELL, THIS SEEMS LIKE A GOOD TIME TO POOP” and I am forced to deal with this intestinal immaturity. Do you think I chose this life? No, the poopy life chose me. 2. Hate lentils less. At the moment, they taste like ass. We have a long way to go, chief. 3. Learn archery. The apocalypse is looming and I must be prepared. 4. Actually understand politics. What the heck is a “subpoena”? That is way too many vowels in one word. Anyways! That’s all I have to say and I hope you enjoyed this video. This is probably the video I put the most effort into so far so I’m actually kind of proud of it. Hope you enjoyed it too! Daria Callie’s youtube channel: idvideos.net/c/UCyGgRLbgcXjON9ZS5DaqMOQ Instagram: instagram.com/ewww_its_joana/ Twitter: twitter.com/tweet_joana Cameo: www.cameo.com/ewww_its_joana If you want to translate the video: idvideos.net/u/timedtext_cs_panel?tab=2&c=UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg Current sub count: 1,703,728 With love, Jiley Cyrus
Merry Chrystler from the Ceddia Family
Merry Chrystler from the Ceddia Family
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JOANA SWEATER NOW AVAILABLE: hellojuniper.com/channel/UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg/p/1865852518461 Karen, please let me see my beautiful children again. The children we raised with such love and care. What happened to that? I don't understand...What is it you wanted in the first place? Was it really love? Please, I don't know what's happening them. Have they eaten their Brussel sprouts? Are they scared of me? Have you spread lies about me? No...no...I still believe you cherish our good times. We both learnt our lessons several times. It's okay to make mistakes...And yes... I know I almost got our children...killed, BUT KAREN! I've learnt from that! No longer am I the man that steals our children's lollipops and breaks them in half - stick and everything- and hides them in my slimy back pocket for later. I'm sorry I disappointed you all those years back. My only wish is to see my child's faces... Karen, can you please do that for me? Karen? I'm so sorry about the car crash all those years ago... Karen....please... Instagram: instagram.com/ewww_its_joana/ Twitter: twitter.com/tweet_joana Cameo: www.cameo.com/ewww_its_joana If you want to translate the video: idvideos.net/u/timedtext_cs_panel?tab=2&c=UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg Current sub count: 1, 663, 065 With love, Jessica Cimpson
Brad Mondo, this is for you
Brad Mondo, this is for you
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JOANA SWEATER NOW AVAILABLE: hellojuniper.com/channel/UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg/p/1865852518461 T Th The The Fitness Gram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal: *bodeboop*. A single lap should be completed every time you hear this sound: *ding*. Remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready...START! check out Brad's video here: idvideos.net/S-JdeYw-YaM-video.html Instagram: instagram.com/ewww_its_joana/ Twitter: twitter.com/tweet_joana Cameo: www.cameo.com/ewww_its_joana If you want to translate the video: idvideos.net/u/timedtext_cs_panel?tab=2&c=UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg Current sub count: 1, 625, 820 With love, Johnny Cash
I DIY'd my own Christmas tree
I DIY'd my own Christmas tree
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JOANA SWEATER NOW AVAILABLE: hellojuniper.com/channel/UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg/p/1865852518461 What the heck did you just freaking say about me, you little nut? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing but another target. I will wipe you out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my freaking words. You think you can get away with saying that shizzle to me over the InTErNet? Think again, mother trucker. As we speak, I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're dead kiddo. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over 700 different ways, and that's just with my bare hands alone. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable buttocks off the face of this godforsaken continent, you little stinker. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fudging tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you are paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will poop fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're freaking dead, kiddo. Instagram: instagram.com/ewww_its_joana/ Twitter: twitter.com/tweet_joana Cameo: www.cameo.com/ewww_its_joana Current sub count: 1, 613, 783 Shoutout of the week: Today, I would like to say thanks to the first person who sent me a P.O. box gift. Her name is @jmvople123 on instagram and she sent me some lovely iPhone lenses. I particularly love the fisheye one because it fulfills my squid fantasies. Anyways, I just thought it was very sweet and I felt very flattered. Once again, thank you Jackie! Love you all, John Crasinski
A week in the life of John Cena
A week in the life of John Cena
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JOANA SWEATER NOW AVAILABLE: hellojuniper.com/channel/UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg/p/1865852518461 As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and had accepted a 5-year phase-in plan that would become known as “Euro-English”. In the first year, “s” will replace the soft “c”. Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard “c” will be dropped in favour of “k”. This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter. There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome “ph” will be replased with the “f”. This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter. In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkourage the removal of double leters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent “e” in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away. By the 4th year, people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing “th” with “z” and “w” with “v”. During ze fifz year, ze unesesary “o” kan be droped from vords kontaining “ou”. After ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a real sensible riten styl. Zer vil be no more trubl or difikultis and evrirun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a United Urop vil finaly kum tru. Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas. If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl. Instagram: instagram.com/ewww_its_joana/ Twitter: twitter.com/tweet_joana Cameo: www.cameo.com/ewww_its_joana PO Box: Now closed Current Sub Count: 1, 574, 140 Love you all, Joan Crawford
Playing A Horror Game
Playing A Horror Game
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JOANA SWEATER NOW AVAILABLE: hellojuniper.com/channel/UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg/p/1865852518461 I goofed. I'm sorry this video is so bad. I really thought I could be the next female pewdiepie but I guess not, eh? Anyways, sorry this is what you are getting from me this weekend. I really wanted to give you guys some form of content and this was the only thing I had to offer: me screaming and running around for 10 minutes on Minecraft. I promise to give you guys a better video next week. Instagram: instagram.com/ewww_its_joana/ twitter: twitter.com/tweet_joana cameo: www.cameo.com/ewww_its_joana current sub count: 1, 544, 594 Love you more that eleven loves her eggos, Joan Cusak
URGENT: Hair Tutorial
URGENT: Hair Tutorial
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the trufulla trees have not gone extinct.
The room tour you've all been waiting for
The room tour you've all been waiting for
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JOANA SWEATER NOW AVAILABLE: hellojuniper.com/channel/UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg/p/1865852518461 Does pitbull bark? Is it the snappy sound of a pre-pubescent chihuahua or is it the low, earth rumbling sound of a dobermann? AND THEN, it begs the question: does he sniff his own butt? or is he more likened to the idea of smelling other dogs' anuses? yeesh, how deep does the pitbull hole go?! It takes many a men to figure that one out. Great, now I can't stop thinking about that vine where that strange kid goes "On all levels except physical, I am a wolf" and then proceeds to give a scarily accurate bark that could only have come from the vocal cords of a canine. The biggity boys and the diggity dogs have lots of questions to answer. Anyways, hope you enjoyed the video. I will see you on the flip side. Stay cool my dudes. Insta: instagram.com/ewww_its_joana/ Twitter: twitter.com/tweet_joana Cameo: www.cameo.com/ewww_its_joana Current sub count: 1, 475, 952 lots of love, Julius Caeser
A second attempt at a self portrait
A second attempt at a self portrait
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JOANA SWEATER NOW AVAILABLE: hellojuniper.com/channel/UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg/p/1865852518461 what's up, my yeet yoinkers! After a long day of work, Kanye West goes to his Kanye Nest, to take his Kanye rest. He wakes up, feeling his Kanye Best. Then, he'll get Kanye dressed in his Kanye vest to go on a Kanye quest. He goes to church and becomes Kanye blessed then to a hotel room to be a Kanye guest, then to school to take his Kanye test! He forgot to brush his teeth. Did he run out of Kanye crest? His neighbour stole it, what a Kanye pest! Instagram: instagram.com/ewww_its_joana/ Twitter: twitter.com/tweet_joana Cameo: www.cameo.com/ewww_its_joana Current sub count: 1, 382, 771 With love, Jim Carrey
A very productive weekend
A very productive weekend
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JOANA SWEATER NOW AVAILABLE: hellojuniper.com/channel/UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg/p/1865852518461 Oof. Almost forgot to write a description for this video. My mom decided to get me new curtains, and by that I mean a used bed sheet. I literally have a stinky, ripped up bed sheet as my curtains at the moment. I am sorry I have upset the gods of aestheticness. Actually, now that I think about it, it might actually be very aesthetic? Like the rips and everything could easily be something Urban Outfitters might use in their over priced sweaters? I got three hours of sleep last night and I feel delirious. Current Sub count: 1, 344, 549 Instagram: instagram.com/ewww_its_joana/ Twitter: twitter.com/tweet_joana Cameo: www.cameo.com/ewww_its_joana I love you all too much to handle, James Corden
A (very late) Halloween Spooptacular
A (very late) Halloween Spooptacular
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JOANA SWEATER NOW AVAILABLE: hellojuniper.com/channel/UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg/p/1865852518461 *RIP Pumpkimberly Bartholomew Cumberbatch Kardashian* Date of Death: November 3, 2018 Cause of Death: Joana Ceddia “Your pumpkin aroma will forever live on in our hearts and lattes. Hope you spoop out lots of angels in the pumpkin patches of heaven.” Sincerely, Rob Boss Insta: instagram.com/ewww_its_joana/ Twatter: twitter.com/tweet_joana Cameo: www.cameo.com/ewww_its_joana Current Sub Count: 1, 299, 066 Thanks for wasting 10 minutes of your life, Joana Christ
Waxing and Ranting: ASMR Edition
Waxing and Ranting: ASMR Edition
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JOANA SWEATER NOW AVAILABLE: hellojuniper.com/channel/UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg/p/1865852518461 I once lived a healthy life. I was able to speak in complete sentences and provide introspective and thoughtful replies. But then I watched a vine. One, doomed vine. AND NOW I CAN'T STOP SAYING YEET. I can't stop saying it. I can't. It comes after every expression, action, phrase. I've answered math questions with this word: y=mx+yeet. After opening any door, I whisper under my breath the cursed word: yeet. It's become an obsession. I can't stop fudging saying yeet. Instagoof: instagram.com/ewww_its_joana/ Twitter: twitter.com/tweet_joana Email: ceddiajoana@gmail.com Cameo: www.cameo.com/ewww_its_joana Current sub count: 1, 245, 044 Please help my addiction, Johanna cena
I DIY'd my own wedding dress
I DIY'd my own wedding dress
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JOANA SWEATER NOW AVAILABLE: hellojuniper.com/channel/UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg/p/1865852518461 I am just going to cut right to the chase. What was William Steig thinking when he wrote Shrek? How did he come up with that green angel? Were there drugs involved? I have a buttload of questions. Now that that is out of the way, here is some more cancer. If you are wondering where I get these ear splitting flute covers that often make an appearance in my videos, here is the channel: idvideos.net/c/UCHMmLi8z1HbyhTEvfBgXpyg Definitely go subscribe to this guy because honestly, he is doing gods work. Anyways, hope you guys enjoyed this weeks episode of How I Met Your Mother: The divorce special. I will see you in the next one. Instant ramen: instagram.com/ewww_its_joana/ Tweedle dee and tweedle dum: twitter.com/tweet_joana emaciated emus: ceddiajoana@gmail.com current sub count: 1, 196, 831 Love you more than any cucumber I have ever eaten, Jesus Christ
1 MILLION COOKIES FOR MY 1 MILLION SUBSCRIBBLERS
1 MILLION COOKIES FOR MY 1 MILLION SUBSCRIBBLERS
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JOANA SWEATER NOW AVAILABLE: hellojuniper.com/channel/UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg/p/1865852518461 I think I should come out with a confession. Most of you saw this coming. This has been a rumour for weeks. Like the wind whispering past the oak trees in the green, misty forest. Yes, I bought all my subscribers. If there are comments on this video, it is because there is a bug in the system that made you self aware AND I AM NOT OKAY WITH THAT. I WILL BE CALLING THE WEED SHORTLY. Just kidding. Honestly, if you think I am buying subscribers, you can suck my RIGHT toe sideways at a 13 degree angle. Instagram: instagram.com/ewww_its_joana/ twitter: twitter.com/tweet_joana email: ceddiajoana@gmail.com cameo: apparently some of you will pay me to give you videos of me screaming for 3 hours non stop, so I will be figuring out how this new website works asap. Sub count: 1, 050, 101 And once again, you guys are the best and I love you so much. This has truly been a blessing and I hope I can still do this for years to come. Love you all, jojo cediwa
Turning Myself Into the Cookie Monster
Turning Myself Into the Cookie Monster
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JOANA SWEATER NOW AVAILABLE: hellojuniper.com/channel/UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg/p/1865852518461 Just a quick little update on the case of the missing cotton balls. Turns out it was MICE (or rats, whichever one you prefer). I guess Ratatouille was fed up with his life behind walls so he decided to venture out in the middle of the night and feast on my little blue creations. Want to know how we found out? Well, my Dad was typing away on his little laptop when he hears what sounds like a running ball of fur and, lo and behold, there it is: The reincarnation of Ratatouille himself. He fished for his chancla but unfortunately, one little boi is faster than one 56 year old boi, and the mouse yeeted himself out of there! All that was left was the pile of blue cotton balls that this critter once called home. Now the house is full of mouse traps and I have to hold on to my toes through the fear of sudden amputation. That was my little anecdote. Love you all and see you in the next one Current sub count: 946,695 (I IS CRYING IN THE CLUB RIGHT NOW) IGERS: instagram.com/ewww_its_joana/ TWIGGERS: twitter.com/search?f=tweets&vertical=default&q=joana%20ceddia&src=typd EMAGERS: ceddiajoana@gmail.com
Following a Rob Boss painting tutorial
Following a Rob Boss painting tutorial
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JOANA SWEATER NOW AVAILABLE: hellojuniper.com/channel/UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg/p/1865852518461 My house has a house centipede infestation. I can't even sit on the toilet without the fear of a centipede falling straight from the ceiling and right onto my bare ass. My mom read somewhere that to get rid of these rascals, you have to spray the whole house with tea tree oil. So she did that, and now my room has the nauseating scent of eucalyptus. Like seriously, MOM, when I was birthed, I did not expect to be living in this off-brand Koala environment! Hesus khrist! I can't deal with this! Someone call the weed! Anyways, hope you enjoyed the vid. Current Sub Count: 798,391 (heuh?) Igstanagram- instagram.com/ewww_its_joana/ twigger- twitter.com emale- ceddiajoana@gmail.com
THE PHATEST Q&A VIDEO EVER
THE PHATEST Q&A VIDEO EVER
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JOANA SWEATER NOW AVAILABLE: hellojuniper.com/channel/UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg/p/1865852518461 JOANA SWEATER NOW AVAILABLE: hellojuniper.com/channel/UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg/p/1865852518461 Hello everybody, My name is Shrek and I live in the swamp! My favorite pass times include being green, eating flies, and getting slightly wild with my wife fiona. Subscribe for more swampy tutorials and smelly videos. Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb In the shape of an "L" on her forehead Well the years start coming and they don't stop coming Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running Didn't make sense not to live for fun Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb So much to do, so much to see So what's wrong with taking the back streets? You'll never know if you don't go You'll never shine if you don't glow Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid And all that glitters is gold Only shooting stars break the mold It's a cool place and they say it gets colder You're bundled up now, wait till you get older But the meteor men beg to differ Judging by the hole in the satellite picture The ice we skate is getting pretty thin The water's getting warm so you might as well swim My world's on fire, how about yours? That's the way I like it and I never get bored Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid All that glitters is gold Only shooting stars break the mold Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show, on get paid And all that glitters is gold Only shooting stars Somebody once asked could I spare some change for gas? I need to get myself away from this place I said yep what a concept I could use a little fuel myself And we could all use a little change Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running Didn't make sense not to live for fun Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb So much to do, so much to see So what's wrong with taking the back streets? You'll never know if you don't go (go!) You'll never shine if you don't glow Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid And all that glitters is gold Only shooting stars break the mold And all that glitters is gold Only shooting stars break the mold Anyways, Love you guys so much and stay shreky Don't click this: instagram.com/ewww_its_joana/ Why are you here: twitter.com/tweet_joana Never email me: ceddiajoana@gmail.com Current sub count: 622,207 (god is looking down on me at this very moment thinking "what have I created")
The First Day of School: a Shakespearean Tragedy
The First Day of School: a Shakespearean Tragedy
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JOANA SWEATER NOW AVAILABLE: hellojuniper.com/channel/UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg/p/1865852518461 JOANA SWEATER NOW AVAILABLE: hellojuniper.com/channel/UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg/p/1865852518461 Hello there friends, Does anyone else remember toopy and binoo? Cause I do and honey, I am NEVER letting that TV show go. Who thought of it? How did they come up with the idea? And WHY DOES BINOO NEVER TALK? I'M SORRY BUT THESE ARE QUESTIONS WORTH ANSWERING. SHANE DAWSON IF YOU ARE READING THIS PLEASE MAKE A CONSPIRACY VIDEO ABOUT HOW BINOO LOST HIS VOICE AND WHERE IT WENT. THANK YOU FOR LISTENING TO MY SHOW AND TELL PRESENTATION. Don't click this: instagram.com/ewww_its_joana/ This might be a virus: twitter.com/tweet_joana?lang=en Email me if you are wearing a business suit: ceddiajoana@gmail.com current sub count: 355,976 (wHAt tO HecK)
1000 COOKIES FOR MY 1000 SUBSCRIBBLERS
1000 COOKIES FOR MY 1000 SUBSCRIBBLERS
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JOANA SWEATER NOW AVAILABLE: hellojuniper.com/channel/UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg/p/1865852518461 Whats up beech YOU GUYS ARE FREAKING CRAZY AND AMAZING AND SUPER SKINNY BUT ALSO DUMB THIC AT THE SAME TIME I LOVE YOU TO PLUTO AND BACK YALL ARE INSANE I CANT EVEN WHET IS HAPPENING ANYMORE I LUV YOU whew now that that's out of the way here is what happens when you cave under peer pressure: instagram.com/ewww_its_joana/ Sub count: I DONT EVEN KNOW ANYMORE
Losing my mind the day before school starts
Losing my mind the day before school starts
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JOANA SWEATER NOW AVAILABLE: hellojuniper.com/channel/UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg/p/1865852518461 JOANA SWEATER NOW AVAILABLE: hellojuniper.com/channel/UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg/p/1865852518461 heyoooo Welcome to my show and tell presentation. You will not believe the potato I found yesterday. It was round, yellow and all sorts of different colours. It also had a STENCH that you won't believe! Jesus Christ! I literally thought that it was my fart but then I remembered that I had my insides removed after I saw that episode of my six hundred pound life. You see, here was my rationale: I love to eat, and I might have a problem. So, in order to never grow fat from my future eating addiction, I applied for a gastric bypass surgery AND THEY ACCEPTED! I don't even know where I am going with this so I am just going to stop it right now. Anyways, thanks for watching and hope you enjoyed, Joana Joana Ceddia The Ceddia Professor Ceddia Jona Jonah hill jesus Current sub count: 398 (how in the hell is this possible)
Waxing and Ranting: the sequel
Waxing and Ranting: the sequel
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JOANA SWEATER NOW AVAILABLE: hellojuniper.com/channel/UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg/p/1865852518461 JOANA SWEATER NOW AVAILABLE: hellojuniper.com/channel/UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg/p/1865852518461 WHAT IS UP MY CHILDREN Have you ever wondered what its like to have each individual leg hair plucked mercilessly from your bottom appendages? Well, in this video I show you what it is like to loose your mind while simultaneously engaging in the activity most humans like to call "waxing". Welcome to my TED talk. Current sub count: 302 (wHeT) Hope you are all having a wonderful morning/afternoon/breakfast/nap time/brunch/poopy time, Her majesty Joana Ceddia AKA the queen of all first world problems
WATS IN MA BACPAK 2018
WATS IN MA BACPAK 2018
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100 COOKIES FOR MY 100 SUBSCRIBERS
100 COOKIES FOR MY 100 SUBSCRIBERS
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JOANA SWEATER NOW AVAILABLE: hellojuniper.com/channel/UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg/p/1865852518461 JOANA SWEATER NOW AVAILABLE: hellojuniper.com/channel/UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg/p/1865852518461 Just wanted to say thank you for the 100th time. This past month has been amazing and I love each and every single one of you more than you can believe. Also sorry this video is so late. I thought I would have more time to finish this video but I guess I goofed. Sorry. Anyways, now that the mushy stuff is out of the way, let me tell you something. I ate all the cookies in two days. sue me. thank you guys for watching and I love you all to Pluto and back current sub count: 156
A Jojo Siwa makeover
A Jojo Siwa makeover
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Spend the day with an overdramatic teenager
Spend the day with an overdramatic teenager
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GET TO KNOW ME TAG
GET TO KNOW ME TAG
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Making a homemade pizza for idiots
Making a homemade pizza for idiots
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Following an Antonio Garza makeup tutorial
Following an Antonio Garza makeup tutorial
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I DIY'd Emma Chamberlain's new clothing line
I DIY'd Emma Chamberlain's new clothing line
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Homealone.exe
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Waxing my legs and ranting about stuff that does not matter
Waxing my legs and ranting about stuff that does not matter
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A nAtURaL gLoWY MakeUP TutORiaL
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i cut my hair with craft scissors
i cut my hair with craft scissors
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I PAINTED MYSELF AND THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED
I PAINTED MYSELF AND THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED
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Last-minute small town thrifting!
Last-minute small town thrifting!
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Garlic pizza is a thing and it’s NASTY
Garlic pizza is a thing and it’s NASTY
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ROAD TRIP
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How to overpack: a tutorial
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I drew Tana Mongoose crying
I drew Tana Mongoose crying
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A MESSAGE TO MY FIRST SUBSCRIBBLER
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Try-On Thrift Haul in Under 5 Minutes
Try-On Thrift Haul in Under 5 Minutes
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Me getting frustrated with paint: MY FIRST YOUTUBE VIDEO!
Me getting frustrated with paint: MY FIRST YOUTUBE VIDEO!
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Water Gang 💦💦💦(♋️♓️♏️) Fire Squad 🔥🔥🔥🔥(♈️♌️♐️) Air Fam 💨💨💨💨💨💨(♊️♎️♒️) Earth Cult 🍃🍃🍃🍃🍃🍃🍃🍃🍃🍃🍃🍃🍃🍃🍃(♉️♍️♑️)
Simon Nüssli
Simon Nüssli - 4 jam yang lalu
You are trouble and I need to talk. I had a dream and you were in it. Let me share the horror: We were on the training grounds of my former university and you gave an expressive dance class for young men. All of them were topless, you had pearls braided into your hair and their elbows had been glued together. You danced and they followed your lead. Everybody was sweaty. One bamboozled class member asked if this course will be given again. He wore a white veil and seemed to enjoy the predicament his elbows were in. Then I woke up. What the actual flux? I never dream and this leaves me terrified of my subconsciousness. My lawyers will be contacting you.
panda_potato Potato
panda_potato Potato - 4 jam yang lalu
Were are you from?????? (I am from Greece)
dolceama sweet
dolceama sweet - 4 jam yang lalu
Btw John Avocado,where you obssesed with the popular anime"Sailor Moon"as a kid?P.S Is Shrek your actual boyfriend that got u pregnant with the Avocado twins???The ppl wanna know John quineckk!!!Thx 😊☺️😉Have a great homework time 📝📘📖📇 Sinceresly, Dolcy-chan Yuri 💗💗💛💛
Brooks Four Feathers
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Marry me.
Flying Panda
Flying Panda - 5 jam yang lalu
Wait
Dynamic 82
Dynamic 82 - 5 jam yang lalu
*Joana : I convinced my mom to go to New York tommorrow and yet we bought tickets to go to New York tommorrow* *Me : Mom can i go to Walmart?* *Mom : NO* *does anyone else feel the same way? Like so i know you feel the same way :>*
Dynamic 82
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Joana : *hello my dudes* Me : *but.. im not a dude as you can tell on my profile picture :>*
Brianna Wilson
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and this little painting is what started the catastrophe that is john cena
Zane.lingard.pooley Lingard
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COOOOOOKIESSSSSS
carrot soup
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0:14 wHAT DID I DO
Sam Strang
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Omg my birthday is on June the 21st I’m not lying also that’s fricken insane I have never even met anyone who has their birthday in June 😱🤯🤯
Raina Trujillo
Raina Trujillo - 6 jam yang lalu
No one: Absolutely No one: The pizza: The flour: Joana Ceddia: *coughs violently*
Denisa
Denisa - 6 jam yang lalu
That selfie's so pretty 🤓❤️
Selma Hello
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I watch funny stuff too whenever I'm scared
Braelyn Cousino
Braelyn Cousino - 6 jam yang lalu
When's you were saying get of my channel if your not emo when you described emo you described me you should see myncreepy messed up drawings
Ienzio _
Ienzio _ - 6 jam yang lalu
You're school starts at 9 and ends at 3?? And you have time to go home and take a nap for lunch?? That's literally two hours shorter then mine and I get like 15-20 minutes to eat wtf, how is this fair
Cardboardfur the MAGNIFICENT
Cardboardfur the MAGNIFICENT - 6 jam yang lalu
I think your bow is a tad bit small!
Normal Human
Normal Human - 6 jam yang lalu
Omg why u like eating that light?
反社会的クマAntisocial Bear
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So your 18 years old 2001 -2019 ______ 17
h i m a r i u w u
h i m a r i u w u - 7 jam yang lalu
ohmygodsheknowsharrypotter
Small Bear
Small Bear - 7 jam yang lalu
Eat your hair in the apocalypse if there is no food, how else are you supposed to survive
Jade Robertson
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brown
Gabrielle Marks
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7:16 Well... i wasn’t planning on watching the Walking Dead but go off avocado 🥑 and SpOiL iT Btw love you to the moon
Hey Everyone
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6:19 do you watch dance moms?!🤣
Liza Solomonova
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if you read the description she says to give yourself 69 pats on the back. I actually did it. anyone else?
This Username
This Username - 8 jam yang lalu
Ha, do three million more.
Jaslene_Soccer Gaming915
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Mini mic
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PFFT, No, No No! John Cena, *YOU'RE IN TROUBLE* And we need to talk.
Peaceful Spirit
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Marry Me Joana 💍💖
iTs A mEtApHoR bRiAn
iTs A mEtApHoR bRiAn - 8 jam yang lalu
What is aritzia
Paige Gore
Paige Gore - 8 jam yang lalu
2:20 why is no one talking about her hitting the wall? 😂
Isabella Hafer
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Yo you wanna help me with physics homework?😂
Cozy Queen
Cozy Queen - 8 jam yang lalu
You should do a Bob Ross tutorial on jeans
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What's up with airplane food? My mom can answer that with "hunger is the best spice".
Natalie Harris
Natalie Harris - 8 jam yang lalu
Next thing ya no shes making a vid about making 3million cookies for 3 million subs
Alexandria Nichols
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Love ya
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Damn u is cute AF
Alexandra Mello
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Porque botou o título em português? Tenho 11 anos, ainda bem que entendo seus vídeos :)
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That pink dress looks green to me
ging3rdragon
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Omg we the only child can entertain ourselves doing so many creative ways. 👍🥰
EpikkOreo
EpikkOreo - 8 jam yang lalu
What about her sister? Where does she come in?
Panda B
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The Veronica Wang reference 🤣
Best friends And me
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Guy subscribe to her fast so we can get her to 3mil
iTs A mEtApHoR bRiAn
iTs A mEtApHoR bRiAn - 9 jam yang lalu
Kiss is not a fucking 1 hit wonder
iTs A mEtApHoR bRiAn
iTs A mEtApHoR bRiAn - 9 jam yang lalu
The John Deacon and Brian May impressions 👌👌👌👌👌👌👌❤️❤️❤️❤️
ging3rdragon
ging3rdragon - 9 jam yang lalu
Nice 👍
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iTs A mEtApHoR bRiAn - 9 jam yang lalu
Queen better fucking be on this list
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I’m impressed
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bish your lucky you got small *O_0*
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Me : found my ears bleeding more and smiling faces came out of my brain more than after first hearing the Dream Theater song that thunder sound came out from intro which came out from this video ...
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Fresh prince of nerf guns This was a story all about how I changed my room and turned upside down and I’d like to take a moment just sit right there, I’ll tell I how nerf guns got there.😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣
Adrian Cruz.
Adrian Cruz. - 9 jam yang lalu
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1:20 I got those exact same shoes for 8th grade formal
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"Tickle your pickle" 💀
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becky the intern
Grace Manning
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Is my computer glitching bc I don't see the funny rant everyone's freaking out about? Can someone copy and paste it in a reply for me?
Athena and shiloh's world!
Athena and shiloh's world! - 10 jam yang lalu
I do kinda agre with u about that new song cause i definetly feel like. They could have done it way better
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C Hale
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Am I the only one that finds her extremely annoying..?
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bruh ass to grass
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You are a very brave warrior.
Owl Love123
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If your 18 your a young adult not a teenager srry joana teenager life has left the chat
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I wish I could be half as iconic as you
MashedPotaytoh
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John Cena is almost at 3 million subscribblers!!! Who else is excited for 3 million nipple cookies?
Roo Peru
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When the teacher told us to write down who my inspiration was, I wrote Joana down
something simple, like a
something simple, like a - 10 jam yang lalu
I'll give you one better, why is newtens law?
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Allison Krediet - 10 jam yang lalu
Omg I’m so glad that she actually noticed that I subscribed to her that early!! This is the best day of my life!! 🥳🥳
Eva Watts-Pine
Eva Watts-Pine - 10 jam yang lalu
the dont call me angel tea! YEESSSS
Sundew- -Lemon
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Is this some POV Miss Ceddia?
amd ona
amd ona - 10 jam yang lalu
u had prom on my bday
fortsaretaken
fortsaretaken - 11 jam yang lalu
*uhmmmmmm...is it ok if I fail at any type of subject that includes math most of the time?...*
sarah kay
sarah kay - 11 jam yang lalu
The Canadian school system is so different from the U.S. Here you won't be released from school until about 3 even if you are a senior and you don't take that many courses
Julia
Julia - 11 jam yang lalu
5:01 the fact that you get tired after lunch is because your body is focusing on digesting all the food you just ate
Van 'El
Van 'El - 11 jam yang lalu
3:33 Ah! General Ceddia!
Black Widow
Black Widow - 11 jam yang lalu
Joana you realize you can get a hamburger without tomatoes right?😂
Breath MSP
Breath MSP - 11 jam yang lalu
that guy just made a huge mistake
Ayliz Durdu
Ayliz Durdu - 11 jam yang lalu
: Jojo Siwa has left the chat
Aleena I
Aleena I - 11 jam yang lalu
Your the worst human fooling you copy Johns Chen a How did I do?
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Beardedcap - 11 jam yang lalu
fuck avocado
Peggy Heacock
Peggy Heacock - 11 jam yang lalu
It looks good
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Deveyn Art - 11 jam yang lalu
10/10 acapella.
Satisfying NATE
Satisfying NATE - 11 jam yang lalu
Lol it’s Saturday and I even get it 😭😂😳☹️🤣😐
Peachy Bee
Peachy Bee - 11 jam yang lalu
I used to do kumon I hated it I was so shy to get up and give the paper to the person
Erin Tippins
Erin Tippins - 11 jam yang lalu
I'm just starting to paint and idk how u did that but I can't do that
Niya Sioul
Niya Sioul - 12 jam yang lalu
5:26 When you turn your phone camera on to take a picture of something and see it's accidentally on selfi mode.
Peachy Bee
Peachy Bee - 12 jam yang lalu
If you notice this I just wanna say I love your videos that you inspire me to make art videos as you see on my channel it’s cringe if you notice me I just want to say I love you and your very inspiring and very funny I hope you reply or watch my movie
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot - 12 jam yang lalu
Your parents did a excellent job raising you - you give me hope towards the future I only wish there where more young people like yourself in our world. Wish you the best in going to University and life!
Daniela De Avila
Daniela De Avila - 12 jam yang lalu
*dads walks in * Joana: "Excuse you" XD
hazel gacha
hazel gacha - 12 jam yang lalu
I'm so triggered that you destroyed that
Mia Harp
Mia Harp - 12 jam yang lalu
meanwhile, I just started high school......
Niya Sioul
Niya Sioul - 12 jam yang lalu
Did yo u gte new glasses?
Foox Rose Gacha
Foox Rose Gacha - 12 jam yang lalu
EEEEEEEEEEE I love flowers...
Alex Dawn
Alex Dawn - 12 jam yang lalu
it's so wild that its THAT difficult to get into a uni in america. also yall's tuition is EXPENSIVE
Hi Cella
Hi Cella - 12 jam yang lalu
Ela tá vá no Brasil q
Lola Bolibekova
Lola Bolibekova - 12 jam yang lalu
Same with me, but with Russian language. I can understand everything perfectly, but my accent is quite *thicc* and *non-fluent* *cries in Russian*